Saturday, July 17, 2004
I'm an Ass
So I used to be one of those losers that got online and said I was a nice guy and I wondered why all the nice girls liked assholes. My, how times have changed. I believe that I am a complete ass to most of the people I know. There's nice guys out there (I can name at least one) that wonder why my (ex)girlfriend likes me so much. They only know me as an ass. I used to be a nice guy. I used to treat her right. But now I'm an ass that nice guys hate. I think it's my sexy elbows that cause the pretty girls to overlook my assness. I keep them well-lotioned. And I bend them a lot to keep them in shape.
