Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Commercials
You know how tv commercials are supposed to reflect what they are trying to sell to the tv show's target audience?
Apparently, I watch shows meant for horny singles, because I often see commercials for onlinebootycall.com. Sweet. These commercials suck. Content, quality, and product.
How about them Disaronno commercials? The guy's like, today we're going to show you how to make Disaronno on the rocks with lemon. It's Disaronno. On the rocks. With lemon. Pretty complicated. Thanks guy, for enlightening me. Now my dreams of becoming Tom Cruise from Cocktail will some day come true because I know how to make a drink that is apparent how to make from its name.
I saw a commercial for this law firm looking for people who took Advair and had adverse effects. It turns out Advair, a medicine for helping with asthma, actually makes it worse. Sweet. Now if you or a family member took it and suffered a laundry list of symptoms you can call this 1-800 number and join in on the lawsuit. Woot.
On Hulu I often see the University of Phoenix commercials. I am a Phoenix. What I get from this commercial is that I have to be a minority/immigrant single parent whose parent's never got a college education if I want to be successful at the University of Phoenix.
It's my money and I want it now!
I often wish I could get the latest sweet piece of exercise equipment that will not only make me a six pack stud in just 20 minutes a day, but it will also give me a tan if you compare the before and after pictures. I guess I just feel so awesome with my hot bod that I often go tanning now or hang out at the beach.
I think my goal for weight loss would be to fit into the clothes that I have rather than lose so many inches that I have to buy a whole new wardrobe.
Jessica Simpson doesn't have acne anymore and it's all because of Proactiv.
What about the bearded, long haired hippy guy from Christian Children's Fund. He's creepy. And he's always hanging out with cousins of mine. Call the number for a picture of my family from the Philippines.
Apparently, I watch shows meant for horny singles, because I often see commercials for onlinebootycall.com. Sweet. These commercials suck. Content, quality, and product.
How about them Disaronno commercials? The guy's like, today we're going to show you how to make Disaronno on the rocks with lemon. It's Disaronno. On the rocks. With lemon. Pretty complicated. Thanks guy, for enlightening me. Now my dreams of becoming Tom Cruise from Cocktail will some day come true because I know how to make a drink that is apparent how to make from its name.
I saw a commercial for this law firm looking for people who took Advair and had adverse effects. It turns out Advair, a medicine for helping with asthma, actually makes it worse. Sweet. Now if you or a family member took it and suffered a laundry list of symptoms you can call this 1-800 number and join in on the lawsuit. Woot.
On Hulu I often see the University of Phoenix commercials. I am a Phoenix. What I get from this commercial is that I have to be a minority/immigrant single parent whose parent's never got a college education if I want to be successful at the University of Phoenix.
It's my money and I want it now!
I often wish I could get the latest sweet piece of exercise equipment that will not only make me a six pack stud in just 20 minutes a day, but it will also give me a tan if you compare the before and after pictures. I guess I just feel so awesome with my hot bod that I often go tanning now or hang out at the beach.
I think my goal for weight loss would be to fit into the clothes that I have rather than lose so many inches that I have to buy a whole new wardrobe.
Jessica Simpson doesn't have acne anymore and it's all because of Proactiv.
What about the bearded, long haired hippy guy from Christian Children's Fund. He's creepy. And he's always hanging out with cousins of mine. Call the number for a picture of my family from the Philippines.
