Saturday, March 28, 2009
Coming Home from the Bar
What happened in my head: I took my shoes off at the door. I took my sweater off and neatly folded it on the table. I put my wallet on the counter. I went to my room, took off my clothes and put them in the hamper. I brushed my teeth and went to bed.
What really happened: There are clothes and shoes all over the house. Who knows where my wallet is? My mouth tastes like Jack-in-the-Box. And I'm on the couch.
What really happened: There are clothes and shoes all over the house. Who knows where my wallet is? My mouth tastes like Jack-in-the-Box. And I'm on the couch.