Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Thoughts from My Drive to Work
"What the crap is this guying doing on my side of the road?" There was this random car parked in my lane, facing me. What's the matter buddy? Too good for the shoulder? What was this guy thinking? I thought maybe he was waiting for someone to come around the bend to play chicken with (cars tend to do that with me on this road), but no, he's just chillin. Maybe he was English and thought it was a proper place to stop.
"Why don't cars have rear windshield wipers?" I've seen cars with headlight windshield wipers. But I haven't seen any cars with rear windshield wipers. I guess when I had a car I never drove around in mud and got the back window all muddy, but it could happen.
"Where did all this snow come from?" All the snow had melted at my house, but when I got into town yesterday there was a good few inches of snow everywhere. I love global warming. By the way, when was the last time you heard anyone talk about global warming? Last summer? When it was hot?
"Why don't cars have rear windshield wipers?" I've seen cars with headlight windshield wipers. But I haven't seen any cars with rear windshield wipers. I guess when I had a car I never drove around in mud and got the back window all muddy, but it could happen.
"Where did all this snow come from?" All the snow had melted at my house, but when I got into town yesterday there was a good few inches of snow everywhere. I love global warming. By the way, when was the last time you heard anyone talk about global warming? Last summer? When it was hot?
