Brian Alone

Ollie and I are watching TV tonight.

Ollie likes infomercials. I don't know what button it is, but he always seems to find the button on the remote that goes to the infomercial channel. I really don't want the Dean Martin collection.

Speaking of television advertisements, have you seen the one for the Finishing Touch Lumina? I just saw it. It seems to be some sort of crazy light that removes hair. From your body. A light. A crazy light... I'm not sure about this one.

Chelsea Lately made me laugh tonight. They were having a Jewish dinner where they were eating Hala bread. And Chuy was asking how much does the hala cost?

I love NCAA March Madness. But regular season college basketball sucks. I was watching the Dayton/Xavier game earlier and now I'm watching an NBA game. College players suck. NBA players are just bigger, faster, and better overall.

Iron Chef America rocks. The original Iron Chef... not so much.

Frasier is on Lifetime. Because he's gay.

You know what's funny? When people who have never seen Reno 911 before see it for the first time, but they think it's Cops. Hehe.

Tonight's E! True Hollywood Story is Jenna Jameson. I've never seen her in a movie. I couldn't pick her out of a line up.

Jeopardy comes on in about 10 minutes on GSN. My favorite game show. Ollie is not a fan. I think it's too complicated for him. He's more into Wheel of Fortune. Last week on teacher week it feature a Geo Tracker and Geo Metro as a prize. Hehe.

The Poll the Audience life line is the worst life line ever on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. The only questions you can use it on are the easy questions. On the hard questions, the audience gives each answer 20-something percent. Thanks a lot.

Ever seen the bunny ranch show on HBO? Quite a disappointment for porn starved adolescents. It's like going to Club 91, except you don't have to spend a buck.

I live out in the middle of nowhere, so the weather channel doesn't really help me out when I want to know what's going on outside. By the way, does weather only happen back east? That's the impression that I get from the weather channel. If it wasn't for the local on the 8's, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't stop talking about how it is crazy ice raining/snowing/thunderstorming over some city that's 3000 miles away.

HBO Latino is awesome. They do a great job of finding Hispanic people with voices similar to the actual actor. I'm a black guy so I'm going to speak with a deep Mexican voice, because all black guys have a deep voice. And of course, dubbing is not annoying at all.

Well, Ollie is ready to go outside now. Have a nice night.