Thursday, March 12, 2009

That's just Brian being Brian

Life has been difficult for me since I gave all that money to Bernie Madoff.

This weekend I'm playing in my first stroke play tournament since my knee surgery. Wish me luck. My number one ranking is on the line. Yeah right, like I don't finish in the top ten every time... even with a bum knee.

I never used my mouth guard when I played basketball in high school. They gave us all one, but I threw it into the stands 27 seconds into the first game of the season and never found it.

I'm still retired from football. I'm not going back to the Jets. ...like I would have wanted to go back to them in the first place. Send me to Minnesota, baby!

I had successful hip surgery this week. More importantly, I have 6-9 weeks to avoid steroids questions. I apologize. It was a very loosey goosey era. I was young and stupid. My cousin "bought it over the counter in the Dominican." By that I mean I obtained it illegally because I knew it was wrong and now I'm trying desperately to cover my tracks.

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