Friday, January 11, 2013
The People that Annoy Me on Facebook
I've been checking my Facebook and doing some Facebook stalking lately (I'm looking at your page right now!) and I have come across a few minor annoyances.
The Friend that Posts Spoilers - This is what spurred this post. I was going to watch a show today, but one of my friends already posted what was going to happen. Come on, man! Put spoiler alert in there or something before you ruin it for others. Grr.
The Friend with No Pictures or Status Updates - What? Did you only join Facebook to Facebook stalk me? How am I supposed to Facebook stalk you? I know you're on every few days because you're accepting friend requests. Throw something out there. Please.
The Friend of a Friend with No Relationship Status - How am I supposed to decide if I want our mutual friend to introduce us?
The Friend Who Plays Way Too Much Farmville - How many of these games are there? It seems like every other day I have to block a new one from appearing in my feed. Don't send me these requests. Even the games I play. I have one friend that nudges me after every time he makes a move in Words with Friends. That's annoying. I don't want to be nudged. I'll play when I'm ready.
The Friend Who Posts a Picture of Herself in the Same Mirror Everyday - Good job, buddy. You're consistent. The words on your shirt are always backwards. And put a towel on your towel holder.
The Friend Who's Mad at the World - Every other word is a cuss word. Why are you posting insults on Facebook? If the person you're mad at is a friend, un-friend them and appreciate your other friends.
The Two Friends that Copy Everything They Post - Yeah, that picture is funny. But it's always on my news feed twice in a row, because you both like it and you both always seem to be online at the exact same time.
The Friend that Abbreviates Everything Like a Teenager - Facebook isn't Twitter. You can actually spell things out.
Here's what I want to see on Facebook: Funny quotes, pictures of you and your family not in front of the bathroom mirror, funny e-cards I haven't seen yet, and status updates that dis the Steelers.
The Friend that Posts Spoilers - This is what spurred this post. I was going to watch a show today, but one of my friends already posted what was going to happen. Come on, man! Put spoiler alert in there or something before you ruin it for others. Grr.
The Friend with No Pictures or Status Updates - What? Did you only join Facebook to Facebook stalk me? How am I supposed to Facebook stalk you? I know you're on every few days because you're accepting friend requests. Throw something out there. Please.
The Friend of a Friend with No Relationship Status - How am I supposed to decide if I want our mutual friend to introduce us?
The Friend Who Plays Way Too Much Farmville - How many of these games are there? It seems like every other day I have to block a new one from appearing in my feed. Don't send me these requests. Even the games I play. I have one friend that nudges me after every time he makes a move in Words with Friends. That's annoying. I don't want to be nudged. I'll play when I'm ready.
The Friend Who Posts a Picture of Herself in the Same Mirror Everyday - Good job, buddy. You're consistent. The words on your shirt are always backwards. And put a towel on your towel holder.
The Friend Who's Mad at the World - Every other word is a cuss word. Why are you posting insults on Facebook? If the person you're mad at is a friend, un-friend them and appreciate your other friends.
The Two Friends that Copy Everything They Post - Yeah, that picture is funny. But it's always on my news feed twice in a row, because you both like it and you both always seem to be online at the exact same time.
The Friend that Abbreviates Everything Like a Teenager - Facebook isn't Twitter. You can actually spell things out.
Here's what I want to see on Facebook: Funny quotes, pictures of you and your family not in front of the bathroom mirror, funny e-cards I haven't seen yet, and status updates that dis the Steelers.
