Tuesday, May 05, 2009
You know what I hate?
When I stumble upon an internet video that claims to have some sweet football action and it turns out to be soccer. Lame.
People who don't want Brett Favre to unretire and play again.
When I get a new friend request on Facebook, but it's just somebody that I previously had denied as a friend. No, I'm not going to be your friend. Stop sending stupid requests. I'm not a Facebook whore.
Minute rice. Really? You can't wait for more than a minute for good rice?
Mice. I had to pay $300 for all the wires they ate in my Tahoe. Thanks, mice. I'm glad I have mice hunting cats in my house.
Stupid songs by Kenny Chesney. I like Kenny Chesney for the most part, but every so often he releases a sucky song.
Rum. See previous post.
Advertised "topless" car washes where they don't wash the top of your car. I paid you money now wash my whole car and take your shirt off.
Size D batteries. Really? Size D? Why aren't all batteries the same? Especially camera batteries, what's the deal with those? Or cell phone batteries? What about cell phone chargers? I'm glad I have to buy a new car charger every time I get a new phone. Thanks, cell phone makers.
Cell phone makers. See above.
People who don't like dogs. Or babies. What's wrong with you?
Oscar winning movies. Give me some action. Some comedy. I don't want to watch a movie that I don't understand. Blow something up. Make fart jokes.
GM. Thanks for taking my tax money and using it among other things to pay for someone's car who shouldn't have bought that car in the first place. If they lose their job? Tell them to trade in that brand new car for a 1986 Ford Escort. Something they can afford. Don't make their payments for them.
Riding in airplanes. Mostly because of the motion sickness.
Swine Flu. Stay away from me if you are sick.
Shiraz. Not my favorite wine.
Staying up past my bed time. Good night!
People who don't want Brett Favre to unretire and play again.
When I get a new friend request on Facebook, but it's just somebody that I previously had denied as a friend. No, I'm not going to be your friend. Stop sending stupid requests. I'm not a Facebook whore.
Minute rice. Really? You can't wait for more than a minute for good rice?
Mice. I had to pay $300 for all the wires they ate in my Tahoe. Thanks, mice. I'm glad I have mice hunting cats in my house.
Stupid songs by Kenny Chesney. I like Kenny Chesney for the most part, but every so often he releases a sucky song.
Rum. See previous post.
Advertised "topless" car washes where they don't wash the top of your car. I paid you money now wash my whole car and take your shirt off.
Size D batteries. Really? Size D? Why aren't all batteries the same? Especially camera batteries, what's the deal with those? Or cell phone batteries? What about cell phone chargers? I'm glad I have to buy a new car charger every time I get a new phone. Thanks, cell phone makers.
Cell phone makers. See above.
People who don't like dogs. Or babies. What's wrong with you?
Oscar winning movies. Give me some action. Some comedy. I don't want to watch a movie that I don't understand. Blow something up. Make fart jokes.
GM. Thanks for taking my tax money and using it among other things to pay for someone's car who shouldn't have bought that car in the first place. If they lose their job? Tell them to trade in that brand new car for a 1986 Ford Escort. Something they can afford. Don't make their payments for them.
Riding in airplanes. Mostly because of the motion sickness.
Swine Flu. Stay away from me if you are sick.
Shiraz. Not my favorite wine.
Staying up past my bed time. Good night!
