Thursday, September 20, 2007
Flaming Bag
One time in high school, some friends and I wanted to play the ol' flaming bag trick on Sports Guy, Incirlik's favorite sports columnist. The only problem was, we didn't have any dog crap to put in the bag. My buddy, Rob, really wanted to do this, so he improvised. That's right. He crapped in a bag. He did it in the bushes outside of the Community Activity Center. And while he was doing this, the rest of us decided it was dumb idea. So Rob comes out with his bag o' crap, but we don't feel like going to Sports Guy's house anymore, so he takes it and dumps it in a nearby jeep. Yes. Young and foolish.
