Brian Alone

Mandy told me that my blog has gotten really stale lately. I believe her actual word for it was "shit". That means that I need to talk more about Mandy. I can see her point though. I have been busy and often too tired to write a half decent post that people would want to read. That will change today. I have come up with a list of topics that are guaranteed to catch everyone's eye.

SEX - Let's talk about sex baby. Let's talk about you and me. Who doesn't like sex? Sex sells, baby. Just seeing the word SEX stirs some emotions in your head doesn't it? Yes, well anyway I have the attention of your average middle school boy who surfs the net hoping to glimpse a tit or two. Mandy and I have never had sex. (Except for that one time 14 months ago.)

Alcohol - I noticed that I was a worthy blog of note at My Thoughts. This topic is dedicated to Scott, who mistakenly thinks he can take Mandy in a drinking contest. I haven't had a drink in about 24 hours. I went to the Cotton Club on Saturday night. Here's how much my friends go to the Cotton Club. Two of them have drinks on the menu named after them. If you ever go to the Cotton Club, I would recommend the Mandy shot or the Nalley blaster. I blame the two shakers of Nalley shots last night for the headache I had this morning. That song by Brad Paisley is so true. The best part about drinking alcohol is that it often leads to sex. Hot drunken sex.

Rock n Roll - Last night at the Cotton Club I had to sing "I Want Mandy to Want Me." What song is more fun than that? We also had to bust out the big butts song and some to the window, to the wall. Gregg and I counted blue cars. Nalley and I reminisced about your purple hair and the way you taste. Then Mandy and I told each other how we couldn't help falling in love with each other. Five bonus points for anyone who can name title and artist of each of those songs. I love me some karaoke. Nalley calls me The Show. What can I say? Chicks dig a guy who can make an ass of himself in front of a drunken crowd. And that leads to SEX.

Politics - Yeah, I don't really know anything about politics, nor do I really care at this point. But if you ever want to argue politics with a stubborn blue-blood conservative, I'll introduce you to my friend Gregg. He really doesn't make any sense half the time, but he'll make a loud redundant argument with you about anything. Unfortunately for Gregg, politics does not equal SEX for him.

In closing, Drink a lot, have SEX, Rock n Roll all night and party everyday. And Jesus loves you. And Jesus loves SEX.