Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Brian's Christmas List
In the spirit of the holidays (or commercialism), I have come up with a list of appropriate presents that you may present to me on the appropriate day (I also take gelt from my Jewish friends). Feel free to give me anything from the list.
Turkish bathrobe: every man needs a thick, quality bathrobe in which to walk around in after showering (or sex).
Egyptian cotton bed sheets: every man needs quality bedding in which to sleep (or have sex in).
Cashmere sweater: every man needs a soft cashmere sweater to keep him warm on those cold winter nights (when he is not having sex).
Plasma Tv: every man needs a high definition television on which he can watch the Cincinnati Bengals roll every Sunday (while he is having sex)
Digital Camera: every man needs to save those precious Kodak moments (like when he is having sex).
For my friends who are not crazy-rich (most of you), I also like candy and those $4.99 DVDs at Wal-Mart (and sex).
Turkish bathrobe: every man needs a thick, quality bathrobe in which to walk around in after showering (or sex).
Egyptian cotton bed sheets: every man needs quality bedding in which to sleep (or have sex in).
Cashmere sweater: every man needs a soft cashmere sweater to keep him warm on those cold winter nights (when he is not having sex).
Plasma Tv: every man needs a high definition television on which he can watch the Cincinnati Bengals roll every Sunday (while he is having sex)
Digital Camera: every man needs to save those precious Kodak moments (like when he is having sex).
For my friends who are not crazy-rich (most of you), I also like candy and those $4.99 DVDs at Wal-Mart (and sex).
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While I did not get you any of your wish-list presents, I'm sure you've got a Silver Foxx gift certificate coming your way.
I'll give you a Christmas card if you e-mail me your mailing address. Maybe you can have sex with it.
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