Friday, December 16, 2005
Babysitting for Britney
I have been having this recurring dream where I am Britney Spears' babysitter. Why for? I do not know. But in last night's episode I ran over to Britney's house after a cross country race in which I was trying to run faster than Valerie Bertinelli's mini-van. But when I get to Britney's house, the ugly baby is crying (she has three kids in this dream). So I have to pick it up and tell it to shut up. Then the bald baby that can walk goes into the bathroom and starts playing with the electrical cords. But I don't really care so much about that one. So I just sit on the couch trying to make the ugly baby go to sleep while I watch tv on the far wall. But then I realize that there is another tv right in front of me that I could be watching. So I try to watch that one, but I don't know how to work the remote control. Then the bald baby comes running into the room crying because I turned the sprinklers on and he got kind of wet. Finally, Britney gets home. She tells me that I do such a great job of babysitting and informed me that I should have eaten all the chicken wings and beer in the fridge. But she didn't tell me there were chicken wings and beer in the fridge. And that's when I woke up.
So, for all you dream interpretters out there. What does it all mean?
So, for all you dream interpretters out there. What does it all mean?
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That dream is all about some deep-rooted fears: fear of sprinklers, fear of having bald, ugly babies, fear of starving to death when there's fridge full of wings nearby, etc.
Or maybe you watched some MTV crap on Britney right before bed.
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Or maybe you watched some MTV crap on Britney right before bed.
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