Friday, September 30, 2005
Observations of an Observant Guy
I went to the mall today. Some things I noticed:
There were two guys sitting on a bench with a lady in a wheel chair sitting in front of them. The first guy says to the lady, "I like your hat." The second guy says, "I do too." The lady says, "Thank you." So you're thinking, great story, Brian, your observations suck. But here's the strange part. The only person in the group wearing a hat was the first guy who was complimenting the lady. Ah yes, now we see the weirdness here. But that's not all. The woman was wearing a clip on earing. Just one you ask? Surely, Brian, you know that people lose an earring, especially clip on every once in a while. Yeah, okay. But this lady was wearing the clip on earring on her nose.
I was walking in the men's department at Dillard's. Just walking through, not really looking for anything, and I don't think I looked like I was looking for anything. But the salesman there says, "Looking for a leather jacket?" I say, "no" as I walk by, but don't really acknowledge him. He says "Well we have some, and they're looking for you." Thanks, guy. I appreciate the heads up.
Finally, I saw a guy wearing a shirt with what I thought was a hilarious saying. "Cancel my subscription. I don't need your issues."
Yeah, you know who you are!
There were two guys sitting on a bench with a lady in a wheel chair sitting in front of them. The first guy says to the lady, "I like your hat." The second guy says, "I do too." The lady says, "Thank you." So you're thinking, great story, Brian, your observations suck. But here's the strange part. The only person in the group wearing a hat was the first guy who was complimenting the lady. Ah yes, now we see the weirdness here. But that's not all. The woman was wearing a clip on earing. Just one you ask? Surely, Brian, you know that people lose an earring, especially clip on every once in a while. Yeah, okay. But this lady was wearing the clip on earring on her nose.
I was walking in the men's department at Dillard's. Just walking through, not really looking for anything, and I don't think I looked like I was looking for anything. But the salesman there says, "Looking for a leather jacket?" I say, "no" as I walk by, but don't really acknowledge him. He says "Well we have some, and they're looking for you." Thanks, guy. I appreciate the heads up.
Finally, I saw a guy wearing a shirt with what I thought was a hilarious saying. "Cancel my subscription. I don't need your issues."
Yeah, you know who you are!
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You should have said, "Are you looking for my hand." "No." "Well, it's been looking for you." And that is when you punch him in the penis.
Awesome.
Awesome.
That's funny! LOL
The leatherr jacket is looking for you!
Unless it's the 80's and bad taste is in then I dissagree!
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The leatherr jacket is looking for you!
Unless it's the 80's and bad taste is in then I dissagree!
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