Friday, November 09, 2007
Ambidextrous Alcoholic
Someone noticed that in pictures where I'm holding a beer, it's about 50/50 as to which hand I'm holding it in. That's a strange thing to notice. Stalker.
Congratulations to all you baby makers out there. Ugh. Babies. You brought this upon yourself.
I don't like girls who won't give me the time of day. I'm a sexy bitch. You better recognize.
I went to Jamba Juice today and got an immunity boost with my smoothie. And I drank a bunch of tea. All I need is that airborne stuff.
I went to the bank the other day to open a checking account for work. The lady told me I'm preapproved for a car loan. Yeah, I just bought car. Yeah, I want a new one. Already.
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
I'm still trying to buy a bed. If only the mattress sales people were as pushy as Buckle employees. Commission whores. Yes that belt would look great with those pants. And yes I need that shirt too. What the hell, why not get the shoes?
I need a haircut. I holding out til Christmas pics with the fam.
I working on season 3 of both Deadwood and Veronica Mars right now. Yeah. They don't really go together. Except in my Netflix queue.
New York style is better than Chicago style. California style? That's not a real pizza. Why are people from California so weird?
I didn't vote on Tuesday. The fate of farmers and cigarette smokers had to be decided without me. Yeah, call me un-American, but George Washington didn't fight for us so that we could pay the government 41 cents for the right to be heard. And what of mail fraud? The old lady isn't there to announce that Brian has voted. And my "I voted" sticker? There are just all sorts of things wrong with this.
Notre Dame is a 3 point dog at home against Air Force. The Irish suck, but I'd bet on them this weekend.
Speaking of home dogs. Nebraska is +7.5 this weekend against Kansas State. I think they can pull it off too.
I know nothing about college football. But this guy at work is betting on Ole Miss to beat LSU next week. Straight up. He also thought the game was this week. So, alas, there is someone that knows less than me about college football. And yes. I took the bet. Ole Miss? Are you kidding me?
No she's not. Cause she's gone, gone, gone, gone....
Old school pic of the day:
Congratulations to all you baby makers out there. Ugh. Babies. You brought this upon yourself.
I don't like girls who won't give me the time of day. I'm a sexy bitch. You better recognize.
I went to Jamba Juice today and got an immunity boost with my smoothie. And I drank a bunch of tea. All I need is that airborne stuff.
I went to the bank the other day to open a checking account for work. The lady told me I'm preapproved for a car loan. Yeah, I just bought car. Yeah, I want a new one. Already.
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
I'm still trying to buy a bed. If only the mattress sales people were as pushy as Buckle employees. Commission whores. Yes that belt would look great with those pants. And yes I need that shirt too. What the hell, why not get the shoes?
I need a haircut. I holding out til Christmas pics with the fam.
I working on season 3 of both Deadwood and Veronica Mars right now. Yeah. They don't really go together. Except in my Netflix queue.
New York style is better than Chicago style. California style? That's not a real pizza. Why are people from California so weird?
I didn't vote on Tuesday. The fate of farmers and cigarette smokers had to be decided without me. Yeah, call me un-American, but George Washington didn't fight for us so that we could pay the government 41 cents for the right to be heard. And what of mail fraud? The old lady isn't there to announce that Brian has voted. And my "I voted" sticker? There are just all sorts of things wrong with this.
Notre Dame is a 3 point dog at home against Air Force. The Irish suck, but I'd bet on them this weekend.
Speaking of home dogs. Nebraska is +7.5 this weekend against Kansas State. I think they can pull it off too.
I know nothing about college football. But this guy at work is betting on Ole Miss to beat LSU next week. Straight up. He also thought the game was this week. So, alas, there is someone that knows less than me about college football. And yes. I took the bet. Ole Miss? Are you kidding me?
No she's not. Cause she's gone, gone, gone, gone....
Old school pic of the day:
Comments:
<< Home
I still have my hodja bball uniform. you? I think I have that pic of you. By the way, I read that jamba juice makes you fat. Has lots of calories or something.
Post a Comment
<< Home
