Tuesday, July 11, 2006
300 Questions
In honor of my 300th post. I imagine that if you actually read all 300 questions here, your night must be even more uneventful than mine.
SET 1, Questions 1-50
1. What is your Chinese Zodiac?
goat
2. Where is your butter?
in the fridge
3. What is the best Lucky Charms marshmallow?
purple horseshoes. I just remember the commercials building up to revealing the new marshmallow.
4. Devo?
Yes.
5. What was your gross income for 2000?
probably around 0
6. Dog or Cat?
Well, I kicked the cat out of my house and last night I got bit by a dog on my walk home from work. I'm impressed by neither.
7. Hotel or Motel?
Holiday Innnnnn
8. Why do all people like blue?
Blue his house with a blue window.
9. Pie or cake?
Cake.
10. How much is your rent?
I pay $5 to rent this cable modem every month.
11. Why won't you give me a new computer?
I want one for myself first.
12. Where do you buy groceries?
Wal-Mart
13. Sushi?
ugh
14. Name of your high school sweetheart?
Sarah
15. Who was the last person to give you the finger?
Probably one of the people that work for me.
16. Toronto or Montreal?
Toronto. Montreal is too French
17. Morrissey?
Yeah.
18. What are you eating?
Chinese food.
19. Last thing you did with a relative?
Watched Home Alone 2 with my mom
20. Who let the dogs out?
I don't know, but someone is getting sued for the dog that bit me last night. I've got the hydrophobia now. Tie me up to a tree and shoot me.
21. Why did I ask #20?
Apparently it's an epidemic
22. Best science?
Weird Science
23. What is the one thing people say about you the most?
You stink
24. 19 or 20?
19. 20 is way too old.
25. What do you watch on TV?
Sportscenter
26. Sweet or Salty?
salty
27. How do you feel about paper clips?
useful
28. Who do you have a picture of on your desk?
Cousins Alexis and Sarah, Santa Claus and my nephew, Bekki Mangum, and Lynnie Mac
29. Children?
They're like miniature people
30. Do you eat breakfast?
Today I had some pizza for breakfast. Mmm Hmm
31. Drink of choice?
Tropical Punch Kool Aid
32. Middle name?
Timothy
33. Middle child?
yes
34. Inseam?
34
35. Funniest comic?
Calvin and Hobbes
36. Why are you so strange?
spend too much time on the internet doing stupid questionaires
37. Are you 32?
Not yet!
38. What movie should I rent?
Swingers
39. Accounting will pay for my eyeglasses, right?
yeah right
40. What do you quote the most?
Anchor Man
41. What was the last book you read?
Flabbergasted!
42. Is it warm there?
yes
43. Friday or Saturday?
Saturday.
44. Are you scared yet?
yes I am
45. Do you bite your fingernails?
No.
46. How old are the shoes you're wearing?
not wearing any
47. Can you speak Swedish?
nope
48. Do you drink coffee with cream?
i don't drink coffee
49. Do you smoke?
nope
50. Where are you going?
I don't know but the getting there is too much fun
SET 2, Questions 51-100
1. Lenin or Stalin?
Lenin.
2. Are you even a little annoyed yet?
Nope
3. Should I move this summer?
I will
4. Desert island: Food or company?
depends on the food and the company
5. Hot or cold?
Cold.
6. What is the fist thing you do every morning?
figure out where I am
7. Did you forget to lock your car?
it locks automatically and often refuse to unlock
8. Check or cash?
Cash
9. How old is your wallet?
year and a half or so
10. Mass transit?
i have coupons for the bus
11. Does your bathroom have a color scheme?
green
12. What is the best tasting m+m color?
red
13. Which goes first, zip or button?
button
14. How much water do you drink in a day?
not enough
15. What is Pascal's Wager?
Pascal's wager is that it is better to believe in God, because if you do believe in God & he exists, then you might go to heaven, if you don't believe in God & he doesn't exist, nothing happens, if you do believe in God & he doesn't exist then nothing happens, but if you don't believe in God & he does exist, you are in trouble.
16. French?
only with the ladies
17. Moon or Sun?
sun
18. What time is your lunch break?
lunch? What is this lunch?
19. I work 9am to 6pm. Is that ridiculous?
11am to 10pm, now that is ridiculous
20. Best rat pack member?
the Chairman of the Board, of course
21. Coyote Ugly or Bring it On?
Coyote Ugly
22. Do you know who Julie Christie is?
nope
23. Best vegetable?
carrot
24. Kink?
In my neck the other day
25. Goth?
Goth chicks are hot
26. Are you polite?
of course
27. Best year of school?
Junior year
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
yes ma'am
29. Fishing?
for compliments
30. What is business casual, really?
dressing better than anyone that works in my office
31. Corndogs?
no good
32. Tattoos?
none
33. Shoe size?
12
34. Bike couriers?
never seen one
35. Do you wish you had a black car?
nope
36. Scabs?
Nope
37. Just what is your job?
to take the blame for the crap that goes wrong in the office
38. Dilbert?
funny
39. Tinted Glasses?
had some in high school
40. Chocolate or vanilla?
vanilla
41. How often do you wash your hair?
Daily
42. How many rings before you answer the phone?
three at work, four at home
43. Jogging?
nope
44. Simpsons?
Yes
45. Lou Reed?
can't recall any of his songs
46. How many nights a week do you eat pizza?
2 for 2 this week
47. Can you juggle?
not very well, but I learned using footballs
48. Do you cry?
Every time Braveheart yells FREEDOM!!!!!!!
49. Do you know what "hotdish" is?
is it like a hot plate?
50. Am I getting an iMac?
overrated
SET 3, Questions 100-150
1. What is your keychain?
my Smith's and Albertson's cards
2. Chocolate milk?
good stuff
3. Uptown or downtown?
uptown
4. Girl friend or girlfriend?
no girlfriends here.
5. What was your last dental work?
when i worked for the school and had dental insurance
6. Have you ever broken a bone?
Never!
7. How long can you sustain a goldfish?
week or two
8. Steve Martin or Bill Murray?
Bill
9. What is in your car, tape player or CD player?
CD
10. Do you like your job?
yes, for once in my life
11. How are you doing today?
tired
12. What article of clothing do you wear and everyone hates?
i think it's more when i'm not wearing any articles of clothing
13. Are you a good liar?
i don't lie
14. What was the last thing you bought at Wal-Mart
Austin Powers DVD
15. Bikini or one piece?
bikini
16. Hair: long or short?
short
17. Last time you got flowers sent to you?
can't recall
18. Are you over 30?
No!
19. Can you roll your tongue?
Yep.
20. Have you ironed anything lately?
not today
21. Who is your emergency contact?
it's probably still Heather
22. Can I call your emergency contact?
if you want someone to tell you how much of a loser you are and that you are wasting your potential and you need to grow up
23. What color is your couch?
couch?
24. Are you a Marxist?
Ha.
25. Who is your best friend?
Bud Light
26. Worst song you heard on the radio?
there isn't one that stands out
27. Getting tired?
yes, it's past my bed time
28. What do you think of me?
not much
29. What color is your hair?
brown
30. Beatles?
grew up on them
31. Mac or PC?
PC
32. Haim or Feldman?
Haim
33. Did you wash your hands?
a lot at work. it's dirty there.
34. Oven mit or potholder?
pot holder
35. What color is your shirt?
White.
36. 10-key?
nope
37. Love?
ever elusive
38. Have you ever been to Minnesota?
lived there, went to school there, worked there
39. Best chess piece?
knight
40. How big is your bed?
queen
41. Why do I hate Johnston and Murphy?
who are they?
42. Soup?
chicken noodle if I have lots of crackers
43. Where do you want to be right now?
mexico
44. Best cartoon?
Aqua Teens
45. Have you ever seen "After Hours"?
Nope.
46. How do you feel about houndstooth?
what? like my grandpa's pants?
47. wpm?
20 on a good day. 50+ in high school
48. Stripes or polka-dots?
Stripes.
49. Did you cut your own hair?
when i was younger
50. Origami?
beyond me
SET 4, Questions 151-200
1. Elvis Costello?
nope
2. Ever seen bread in a can?
no
3. Do you use styling products in your hair?
gel every so often
4. Do you think someone named Hank Die wears cowboy boots?
sure
5. Last time you called in sick, were you faking it?
nope
6. Your catch phrase?
yo
7. Ever heard of Rob Hawkins?
nope
8. Pink?
is my favorite color
9. Best muppet?
Animal
10. Best snack?
Milk duds
11. Science or religion?
science
12. Salad dressing of choice?
Italian
13. Independent or codependent?
codependent
14. Football?
My mass. Sportsbar = my church.
15. Science fair?
Did a couple in high school and one in 5th grade.
16. Worst disease?
ALS
17. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke.
18. What are you doing right now?
Answering this question.
19. What do you think my job title is?
CEO of Crap
20. Best ice cream?
Chocolate Marshmallow
21. Does your phone have a cord?
only when it's charging
22. Best swear word?
i love them all
23. Did Nancy order lunch for me, too?
How do you know my sister?
24. When was your last oil change?
about 3 months ago
25. How do you feel about retail workers?
just trying to make a buck
26. Are you a slob?
messy, but not a slob
27. Allergies?
developing
28. How many credit cards do you have?
too many
29. Are you subversive?
Always.
30. Do you have neat handwriting?
only when I write really slowly
31. Boats?
yes
32. Malt or milkshake?
Milkshake.
33. Should I tape it shut for you?
that would cause some problems
34. Most annoying noise?
Crying kids.
35. Do you have 20/20 vision?
only with my glasses on
36. Mall of America?
big
37. Best coworker?
the ones that do my job for me
38. When is accounting going to learn?
never
39. Shower or bath?
Shower, always.
40. Does size matter?
Of course.
41. Scones?
never had them
42. Count Duckula or Danger Mouse?
Danger Mouse
43. What time is it right now?
12:47am
44. Can you use Excel?
everyday at work
45. Purple?
Prince?
46. Do you like strawberries?
No
47. How do you face society with a black eye?
Big sunglasses.
48. What do chicks think of me?
they dig it
49. Ever been to Norway?
Nope, but my ancestors
50. Did you vote for Nader?
Might as well not even vote
SET 5, Questions 200-250
1. Flying?
ugh
2. Do you look good in hats?
i look good in everthing
3. Meetings?
fun
4. What does, "We need to talk" mean?
I would like to exchange thoughts through the use of verbal communication
5. Do you use the postage machine at work?
do i give some envelopes and a roll of stamps to my subordinates? Yes I do
6. Are you ergonomically correct?
I don't even know what that means
7. Grape flavor?
not my favorite popsicle
8. Beavis or Butthead?
Beavis
9. Can you dance?
nope
10. Do you have more male friends than female friends?
friends?
11. Do you read your horoscope?
yup
12. Do you find yourself getting dumped for the same reason every time?
Do I decide I want to break up with someone then do everything I can to annoy them and make them break up with me? Yup
13. Poetry?
every so often
14. Video games?
Madden. Other than that, games these days are too complicated
15. When are you going to grow up?
I refuse to
16. Uphill from here or downhill from here?
uphill
17. What are you doing for your birthday?
no plans
18. Should I go to California?
yes
19. Contact cement or liquid nails?
Contact cement.
20. Last time you were really upset?
today at work
21. Can I mail you something?
sure
22. Where the hell is Brian?
I'm right here.
23. Best feature?
I'm the total package
24. Soy milk?
never tried it
25. Earthquakes?
went through one when I was 7
26. Do you have a theme?
no, but I need a theme song
27. Double joints?
Nope.
28. Best place to take a date?
date? what is this date you speak of?
29. What's worse: Papercut or hangnail?
papercut
30. Pente?
gon?
31. DC or Marvel?
Marvel.
32. Why does my phone smell like play-dough?
no clue
33. Flour and water or paper mache mix?
Paper mache mix.
34. Favorite music?
country
35. Best Kubrick film?
Dr Strangelove
36. Kevin Smith?
Silent Bob
37. Best thing about being male?
standing up to use the bathroom
38. Worst thing about being male?
baldness
39. Mozart?
Beethoven
40. Have you ever placed a personal ad, not as a joke?
Nope.
41. Have you ever answered a personal ad, not as a joke?
Nope.
42. Why are all the guys in the suite next door below avg. height?
from the Shire?
43. Have you ever gone to work on a Saturday, thinking it was Friday?
nope
44. Cheese?
gouda
45. Pager, Cellphones?
Cellphone.
46. You're 2 hours behind CST, right?
one
47. Can you sing?
in the shower
48. Where is the Schwan's Meeting?!
no idea
49. Dayquil or Nyquil?
dayquil caplets
50. Vegan?
nope
SET 6, Questions 251-300
1. Catholic?
yup
2. Do you have sensitive teeth?
not today
3. Last dream you remember?
dreaming of endless Ipsos appointments at work
4. What toppings do you like on your pizza?
meat
5. How much gasoline do you use per week?
enough to drive down to the bar and back a couple of times
6. Will you pick me up at the airport?
No.
7. When do you do your laundry?
when i'm all out of clean underwear
8. Fast food?
Wendys
9. Eggs?
scrambled
10. What is the most thoughtful gift you've gotten lately?
nothing
11. Can you grow facial hair?
enough to annoy me
12. Is this going to be on your webpage?
yup
13. I like the band "Archers of Loaf". Is there something wrong with me?
there is something wrong with us all
14. What are you doing tonight?
wasting time
15. Musicals?
Guys and Dolls
16. Are you left handed?
nope
17. Straight Edge?
mostle crooked
18. Tangerines?
nope
19. Is it wrong to be excited about 40 degree weather?
not after a long cold winter
20. Horror movies?
Scary Movie
21. Which sibling?
brother and sister
22. Frisbee?
have one in my car
23. Guilty pleasure?
none
24. Magazine?
Sports Illustrated
25. Last crisis?
none
26. Last thing you laughed at?
a coworker
27. Do you want to live alone?
i do
28. When is your next vacation?
vacation? what is this vacation you speak of?
29. Could I survive San Francisco?
can anybody really?
30. Best beat poet?
don't know one
31. What is really over rated about you?
psshhaw I'm not overrated
32. Have you ever had a fake ID?
Nope.
33. Tylenol or Advil?
tylenol
34. Should I get a cat?
you can have mine, but you have to wrestle the neighbor girls for him
35. What should I name a cat?
Cat
36. Where is Turlock, CA in relation to you?
somewhere west of here
37. Last time you saw snow?
Couple of weeks ago
38. Do you think I sound like someone in "Fargo"?
my aunt does
39. Why am I always the last to know about stuff?
because people don't like you
40. How tall are you?
6'1"
41. Where will you be in 10 years?
in my flying car, heading to the beach
42. How do you feel about getting lost?
men don't get lost
43. Peanut Butter or Jelly?
jelly
44. Have I asked you anything twice?
Nope.
45. Packaging?
bubblewrapped
46. Do you have a lisp?
yeth
47. Theme parks?
Cedar Point
48. Are you easily annoyed?
by idiots, yes
49. Die Hard?
With a Vengeance
50. Are you sad that this is the last "50 Questions" Installment?
nope, now it's bed time
SET 1, Questions 1-50
1. What is your Chinese Zodiac?
goat
2. Where is your butter?
in the fridge
3. What is the best Lucky Charms marshmallow?
purple horseshoes. I just remember the commercials building up to revealing the new marshmallow.
4. Devo?
Yes.
5. What was your gross income for 2000?
probably around 0
6. Dog or Cat?
Well, I kicked the cat out of my house and last night I got bit by a dog on my walk home from work. I'm impressed by neither.
7. Hotel or Motel?
Holiday Innnnnn
8. Why do all people like blue?
Blue his house with a blue window.
9. Pie or cake?
Cake.
10. How much is your rent?
I pay $5 to rent this cable modem every month.
11. Why won't you give me a new computer?
I want one for myself first.
12. Where do you buy groceries?
Wal-Mart
13. Sushi?
ugh
14. Name of your high school sweetheart?
Sarah
15. Who was the last person to give you the finger?
Probably one of the people that work for me.
16. Toronto or Montreal?
Toronto. Montreal is too French
17. Morrissey?
Yeah.
18. What are you eating?
Chinese food.
19. Last thing you did with a relative?
Watched Home Alone 2 with my mom
20. Who let the dogs out?
I don't know, but someone is getting sued for the dog that bit me last night. I've got the hydrophobia now. Tie me up to a tree and shoot me.
21. Why did I ask #20?
Apparently it's an epidemic
22. Best science?
Weird Science
23. What is the one thing people say about you the most?
You stink
24. 19 or 20?
19. 20 is way too old.
25. What do you watch on TV?
Sportscenter
26. Sweet or Salty?
salty
27. How do you feel about paper clips?
useful
28. Who do you have a picture of on your desk?
Cousins Alexis and Sarah, Santa Claus and my nephew, Bekki Mangum, and Lynnie Mac
29. Children?
They're like miniature people
30. Do you eat breakfast?
Today I had some pizza for breakfast. Mmm Hmm
31. Drink of choice?
Tropical Punch Kool Aid
32. Middle name?
Timothy
33. Middle child?
yes
34. Inseam?
34
35. Funniest comic?
Calvin and Hobbes
36. Why are you so strange?
spend too much time on the internet doing stupid questionaires
37. Are you 32?
Not yet!
38. What movie should I rent?
Swingers
39. Accounting will pay for my eyeglasses, right?
yeah right
40. What do you quote the most?
Anchor Man
41. What was the last book you read?
Flabbergasted!
42. Is it warm there?
yes
43. Friday or Saturday?
Saturday.
44. Are you scared yet?
yes I am
45. Do you bite your fingernails?
No.
46. How old are the shoes you're wearing?
not wearing any
47. Can you speak Swedish?
nope
48. Do you drink coffee with cream?
i don't drink coffee
49. Do you smoke?
nope
50. Where are you going?
I don't know but the getting there is too much fun
SET 2, Questions 51-100
1. Lenin or Stalin?
Lenin.
2. Are you even a little annoyed yet?
Nope
3. Should I move this summer?
I will
4. Desert island: Food or company?
depends on the food and the company
5. Hot or cold?
Cold.
6. What is the fist thing you do every morning?
figure out where I am
7. Did you forget to lock your car?
it locks automatically and often refuse to unlock
8. Check or cash?
Cash
9. How old is your wallet?
year and a half or so
10. Mass transit?
i have coupons for the bus
11. Does your bathroom have a color scheme?
green
12. What is the best tasting m+m color?
red
13. Which goes first, zip or button?
button
14. How much water do you drink in a day?
not enough
15. What is Pascal's Wager?
Pascal's wager is that it is better to believe in God, because if you do believe in God & he exists, then you might go to heaven, if you don't believe in God & he doesn't exist, nothing happens, if you do believe in God & he doesn't exist then nothing happens, but if you don't believe in God & he does exist, you are in trouble.
16. French?
only with the ladies
17. Moon or Sun?
sun
18. What time is your lunch break?
lunch? What is this lunch?
19. I work 9am to 6pm. Is that ridiculous?
11am to 10pm, now that is ridiculous
20. Best rat pack member?
the Chairman of the Board, of course
21. Coyote Ugly or Bring it On?
Coyote Ugly
22. Do you know who Julie Christie is?
nope
23. Best vegetable?
carrot
24. Kink?
In my neck the other day
25. Goth?
Goth chicks are hot
26. Are you polite?
of course
27. Best year of school?
Junior year
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
yes ma'am
29. Fishing?
for compliments
30. What is business casual, really?
dressing better than anyone that works in my office
31. Corndogs?
no good
32. Tattoos?
none
33. Shoe size?
12
34. Bike couriers?
never seen one
35. Do you wish you had a black car?
nope
36. Scabs?
Nope
37. Just what is your job?
to take the blame for the crap that goes wrong in the office
38. Dilbert?
funny
39. Tinted Glasses?
had some in high school
40. Chocolate or vanilla?
vanilla
41. How often do you wash your hair?
Daily
42. How many rings before you answer the phone?
three at work, four at home
43. Jogging?
nope
44. Simpsons?
Yes
45. Lou Reed?
can't recall any of his songs
46. How many nights a week do you eat pizza?
2 for 2 this week
47. Can you juggle?
not very well, but I learned using footballs
48. Do you cry?
Every time Braveheart yells FREEDOM!!!!!!!
49. Do you know what "hotdish" is?
is it like a hot plate?
50. Am I getting an iMac?
overrated
SET 3, Questions 100-150
1. What is your keychain?
my Smith's and Albertson's cards
2. Chocolate milk?
good stuff
3. Uptown or downtown?
uptown
4. Girl friend or girlfriend?
no girlfriends here.
5. What was your last dental work?
when i worked for the school and had dental insurance
6. Have you ever broken a bone?
Never!
7. How long can you sustain a goldfish?
week or two
8. Steve Martin or Bill Murray?
Bill
9. What is in your car, tape player or CD player?
CD
10. Do you like your job?
yes, for once in my life
11. How are you doing today?
tired
12. What article of clothing do you wear and everyone hates?
i think it's more when i'm not wearing any articles of clothing
13. Are you a good liar?
i don't lie
14. What was the last thing you bought at Wal-Mart
Austin Powers DVD
15. Bikini or one piece?
bikini
16. Hair: long or short?
short
17. Last time you got flowers sent to you?
can't recall
18. Are you over 30?
No!
19. Can you roll your tongue?
Yep.
20. Have you ironed anything lately?
not today
21. Who is your emergency contact?
it's probably still Heather
22. Can I call your emergency contact?
if you want someone to tell you how much of a loser you are and that you are wasting your potential and you need to grow up
23. What color is your couch?
couch?
24. Are you a Marxist?
Ha.
25. Who is your best friend?
Bud Light
26. Worst song you heard on the radio?
there isn't one that stands out
27. Getting tired?
yes, it's past my bed time
28. What do you think of me?
not much
29. What color is your hair?
brown
30. Beatles?
grew up on them
31. Mac or PC?
PC
32. Haim or Feldman?
Haim
33. Did you wash your hands?
a lot at work. it's dirty there.
34. Oven mit or potholder?
pot holder
35. What color is your shirt?
White.
36. 10-key?
nope
37. Love?
ever elusive
38. Have you ever been to Minnesota?
lived there, went to school there, worked there
39. Best chess piece?
knight
40. How big is your bed?
queen
41. Why do I hate Johnston and Murphy?
who are they?
42. Soup?
chicken noodle if I have lots of crackers
43. Where do you want to be right now?
mexico
44. Best cartoon?
Aqua Teens
45. Have you ever seen "After Hours"?
Nope.
46. How do you feel about houndstooth?
what? like my grandpa's pants?
47. wpm?
20 on a good day. 50+ in high school
48. Stripes or polka-dots?
Stripes.
49. Did you cut your own hair?
when i was younger
50. Origami?
beyond me
SET 4, Questions 151-200
1. Elvis Costello?
nope
2. Ever seen bread in a can?
no
3. Do you use styling products in your hair?
gel every so often
4. Do you think someone named Hank Die wears cowboy boots?
sure
5. Last time you called in sick, were you faking it?
nope
6. Your catch phrase?
yo
7. Ever heard of Rob Hawkins?
nope
8. Pink?
is my favorite color
9. Best muppet?
Animal
10. Best snack?
Milk duds
11. Science or religion?
science
12. Salad dressing of choice?
Italian
13. Independent or codependent?
codependent
14. Football?
My mass. Sportsbar = my church.
15. Science fair?
Did a couple in high school and one in 5th grade.
16. Worst disease?
ALS
17. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke.
18. What are you doing right now?
Answering this question.
19. What do you think my job title is?
CEO of Crap
20. Best ice cream?
Chocolate Marshmallow
21. Does your phone have a cord?
only when it's charging
22. Best swear word?
i love them all
23. Did Nancy order lunch for me, too?
How do you know my sister?
24. When was your last oil change?
about 3 months ago
25. How do you feel about retail workers?
just trying to make a buck
26. Are you a slob?
messy, but not a slob
27. Allergies?
developing
28. How many credit cards do you have?
too many
29. Are you subversive?
Always.
30. Do you have neat handwriting?
only when I write really slowly
31. Boats?
yes
32. Malt or milkshake?
Milkshake.
33. Should I tape it shut for you?
that would cause some problems
34. Most annoying noise?
Crying kids.
35. Do you have 20/20 vision?
only with my glasses on
36. Mall of America?
big
37. Best coworker?
the ones that do my job for me
38. When is accounting going to learn?
never
39. Shower or bath?
Shower, always.
40. Does size matter?
Of course.
41. Scones?
never had them
42. Count Duckula or Danger Mouse?
Danger Mouse
43. What time is it right now?
12:47am
44. Can you use Excel?
everyday at work
45. Purple?
Prince?
46. Do you like strawberries?
No
47. How do you face society with a black eye?
Big sunglasses.
48. What do chicks think of me?
they dig it
49. Ever been to Norway?
Nope, but my ancestors
50. Did you vote for Nader?
Might as well not even vote
SET 5, Questions 200-250
1. Flying?
ugh
2. Do you look good in hats?
i look good in everthing
3. Meetings?
fun
4. What does, "We need to talk" mean?
I would like to exchange thoughts through the use of verbal communication
5. Do you use the postage machine at work?
do i give some envelopes and a roll of stamps to my subordinates? Yes I do
6. Are you ergonomically correct?
I don't even know what that means
7. Grape flavor?
not my favorite popsicle
8. Beavis or Butthead?
Beavis
9. Can you dance?
nope
10. Do you have more male friends than female friends?
friends?
11. Do you read your horoscope?
yup
12. Do you find yourself getting dumped for the same reason every time?
Do I decide I want to break up with someone then do everything I can to annoy them and make them break up with me? Yup
13. Poetry?
every so often
14. Video games?
Madden. Other than that, games these days are too complicated
15. When are you going to grow up?
I refuse to
16. Uphill from here or downhill from here?
uphill
17. What are you doing for your birthday?
no plans
18. Should I go to California?
yes
19. Contact cement or liquid nails?
Contact cement.
20. Last time you were really upset?
today at work
21. Can I mail you something?
sure
22. Where the hell is Brian?
I'm right here.
23. Best feature?
I'm the total package
24. Soy milk?
never tried it
25. Earthquakes?
went through one when I was 7
26. Do you have a theme?
no, but I need a theme song
27. Double joints?
Nope.
28. Best place to take a date?
date? what is this date you speak of?
29. What's worse: Papercut or hangnail?
papercut
30. Pente?
gon?
31. DC or Marvel?
Marvel.
32. Why does my phone smell like play-dough?
no clue
33. Flour and water or paper mache mix?
Paper mache mix.
34. Favorite music?
country
35. Best Kubrick film?
Dr Strangelove
36. Kevin Smith?
Silent Bob
37. Best thing about being male?
standing up to use the bathroom
38. Worst thing about being male?
baldness
39. Mozart?
Beethoven
40. Have you ever placed a personal ad, not as a joke?
Nope.
41. Have you ever answered a personal ad, not as a joke?
Nope.
42. Why are all the guys in the suite next door below avg. height?
from the Shire?
43. Have you ever gone to work on a Saturday, thinking it was Friday?
nope
44. Cheese?
gouda
45. Pager, Cellphones?
Cellphone.
46. You're 2 hours behind CST, right?
one
47. Can you sing?
in the shower
48. Where is the Schwan's Meeting?!
no idea
49. Dayquil or Nyquil?
dayquil caplets
50. Vegan?
nope
SET 6, Questions 251-300
1. Catholic?
yup
2. Do you have sensitive teeth?
not today
3. Last dream you remember?
dreaming of endless Ipsos appointments at work
4. What toppings do you like on your pizza?
meat
5. How much gasoline do you use per week?
enough to drive down to the bar and back a couple of times
6. Will you pick me up at the airport?
No.
7. When do you do your laundry?
when i'm all out of clean underwear
8. Fast food?
Wendys
9. Eggs?
scrambled
10. What is the most thoughtful gift you've gotten lately?
nothing
11. Can you grow facial hair?
enough to annoy me
12. Is this going to be on your webpage?
yup
13. I like the band "Archers of Loaf". Is there something wrong with me?
there is something wrong with us all
14. What are you doing tonight?
wasting time
15. Musicals?
Guys and Dolls
16. Are you left handed?
nope
17. Straight Edge?
mostle crooked
18. Tangerines?
nope
19. Is it wrong to be excited about 40 degree weather?
not after a long cold winter
20. Horror movies?
Scary Movie
21. Which sibling?
brother and sister
22. Frisbee?
have one in my car
23. Guilty pleasure?
none
24. Magazine?
Sports Illustrated
25. Last crisis?
none
26. Last thing you laughed at?
a coworker
27. Do you want to live alone?
i do
28. When is your next vacation?
vacation? what is this vacation you speak of?
29. Could I survive San Francisco?
can anybody really?
30. Best beat poet?
don't know one
31. What is really over rated about you?
psshhaw I'm not overrated
32. Have you ever had a fake ID?
Nope.
33. Tylenol or Advil?
tylenol
34. Should I get a cat?
you can have mine, but you have to wrestle the neighbor girls for him
35. What should I name a cat?
Cat
36. Where is Turlock, CA in relation to you?
somewhere west of here
37. Last time you saw snow?
Couple of weeks ago
38. Do you think I sound like someone in "Fargo"?
my aunt does
39. Why am I always the last to know about stuff?
because people don't like you
40. How tall are you?
6'1"
41. Where will you be in 10 years?
in my flying car, heading to the beach
42. How do you feel about getting lost?
men don't get lost
43. Peanut Butter or Jelly?
jelly
44. Have I asked you anything twice?
Nope.
45. Packaging?
bubblewrapped
46. Do you have a lisp?
yeth
47. Theme parks?
Cedar Point
48. Are you easily annoyed?
by idiots, yes
49. Die Hard?
With a Vengeance
50. Are you sad that this is the last "50 Questions" Installment?
nope, now it's bed time
