Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Who is Brian?
So, the other night at the bar in the Red Lion, this guy told me that I needed to find a clue and figure out who I am. After some excruciating deep thought, I finally figured out where to get my answer: Google! What follows are some of the images that came up in a search for "Who is Brian?"
I am a Major League pitcher for the best team in baseball!
I don't know where Google is going with this one.
This one kind of explains my penchant for licking Gregg's ear.
This one here says that I have a groovy, poetry reading vibe. Finger snaps.
I believe this one here is telling me that I need to figure out a better way to find myself than looking on Google. That, and I need a third nostril. That's gotta make for some awkward runny noses though.
I am a Major League pitcher for the best team in baseball!I don't know where Google is going with this one. This one kind of explains my penchant for licking Gregg's ear. This one here says that I have a groovy, poetry reading vibe. Finger snaps. I believe this one here is telling me that I need to figure out a better way to find myself than looking on Google. That, and I need a third nostril. That's gotta make for some awkward runny noses though.