Monday, May 22, 2006
Jokes
I got these from Danielle.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you'velearned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
A father and his son were grocery shopping when they came across a great display of condoms.
The son asks, 'Dad, what's the three pack for?'
Father replies, 'That's for when you're in high school: two for Friday night - one for Saturday night.'
The son asks, 'What's the six pack for?'
Father replies, 'That's for when you're in college: two for Friday night - two for Saturday night - two for Sunday morning.'
Then the son asks, 'What's the 12 pack for?'
'That's for when you're married. One for January, one for February, one for March...
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you'velearned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
A father and his son were grocery shopping when they came across a great display of condoms.
The son asks, 'Dad, what's the three pack for?'
Father replies, 'That's for when you're in high school: two for Friday night - one for Saturday night.'
The son asks, 'What's the six pack for?'
Father replies, 'That's for when you're in college: two for Friday night - two for Saturday night - two for Sunday morning.'
Then the son asks, 'What's the 12 pack for?'
'That's for when you're married. One for January, one for February, one for March...
