Friday, June 20, 2008
My Dog
You know how yawns are contagious? If a dog yawns, does it make other dogs yawn? Whenever Ollie yawns it makes me yawn. I just yawned three times writing this.
Is it really necessary for dogs to eat everything? Does poop really taste that good? Various electrical cords and speaker wire? I need to take Ollie to a hypnotist to overcome his oral fixation.
The other day I was sitting at my computer and Ollie was sitting on the other side of the room staring at me. I keep doing whatever I was doing and look over again. And he's still sitting on the floor, but he moved a few feet closer. And it goes on like this until he's right next to me. Still sitting and staring. It was creepy. Like one of those movies where the killer doll just keeps getting closer.
Now that I have a dog I watch Animal Planet a lot more. Ollie definitely digs Animal Police. Right now some fat ugly lady is saying that the green crusty water is good water for her dogs to drink. She's going to have her dogs taken away. Sucka!
My dog keeps me warm at night. He likes to snuggle up and is warmer than an electric blanket. The other day he was sleeping on a rug and when he got up, I stepped on it and it felt like it just came out of the dryer.
Is it really necessary for dogs to eat everything? Does poop really taste that good? Various electrical cords and speaker wire? I need to take Ollie to a hypnotist to overcome his oral fixation.
The other day I was sitting at my computer and Ollie was sitting on the other side of the room staring at me. I keep doing whatever I was doing and look over again. And he's still sitting on the floor, but he moved a few feet closer. And it goes on like this until he's right next to me. Still sitting and staring. It was creepy. Like one of those movies where the killer doll just keeps getting closer.
Now that I have a dog I watch Animal Planet a lot more. Ollie definitely digs Animal Police. Right now some fat ugly lady is saying that the green crusty water is good water for her dogs to drink. She's going to have her dogs taken away. Sucka!
My dog keeps me warm at night. He likes to snuggle up and is warmer than an electric blanket. The other day he was sleeping on a rug and when he got up, I stepped on it and it felt like it just came out of the dryer.
