Sunday, November 11, 2007
People with Kids
Me: Wanna hit up taco Sunday?
Person with Baby (PwB): Why don't you come over here and watch football while my kid runs around in front of the television screaming?
Me: Let's go out tonight.
PwB: You should hang out over here while my kid runs around screaming.
Me: Hey, little baby, go get Uncle Brian a beer.
PwB: Don't teach my kid that.
Me: Shit!
Baby: Shit!
PwB: Hey, don't teach my kid that.
Me: Want to hit up the Pepper concert at Roseland?
PwB: I can't get a baby sitter. Want to come over and watch the demon child run around and scream?
Me: Shots!
PwB: I can't. I need to pick up the pooper from the baby sitter.
PwB: Don't drive so fast.
PwB: Don't put your beer bottle down.
PwB: Don't feed her that.
PwB: Don't try to nurse my baby!
PwB: Don't walk around your apartment naked!
Me: Knock on the door first.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Person with Baby (PwB): Why don't you come over here and watch football while my kid runs around in front of the television screaming?
Me: Let's go out tonight.
PwB: You should hang out over here while my kid runs around screaming.
Me: Hey, little baby, go get Uncle Brian a beer.
PwB: Don't teach my kid that.
Me: Shit!
Baby: Shit!
PwB: Hey, don't teach my kid that.
Me: Want to hit up the Pepper concert at Roseland?
PwB: I can't get a baby sitter. Want to come over and watch the demon child run around and scream?
Me: Shots!
PwB: I can't. I need to pick up the pooper from the baby sitter.
PwB: Don't drive so fast.
PwB: Don't put your beer bottle down.
PwB: Don't feed her that.
PwB: Don't try to nurse my baby!
PwB: Don't walk around your apartment naked!
Me: Knock on the door first.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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I SOOO Hear YA!!!
I know they mean well, but there's only so much of a crying/screaming baby I can take!!
I know they mean well, but there's only so much of a crying/screaming baby I can take!!
I am PwB and I can't stand the screaming and standing in front of the tv snot and crying and "Mom, I'm hungry" every five seconds. There is a reason a pillow is always within reach.
And you can ask one of my kids to get you a beer, but if you sent the baby there'd have to be more then one for her to get. Girl like to get her drink on.
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And you can ask one of my kids to get you a beer, but if you sent the baby there'd have to be more then one for her to get. Girl like to get her drink on.
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