Monday, October 15, 2007
I don't know why....
But this picture is funny.
The Bengals lost today. Lame. 3 out of 6 ain't bad, right? Well, not for a parlay, but on straight bets...
Jared Allen had a couple of sacks today. Who doesn't love Jared Allen?
I had too much to drink today. I got home after the Pats-Cowboys game and passed out on my chair. Then I woke up at about 8 or 9 all hung over. So I had some ibuprofen and some gatorade, now everything is well. And now I won't be hungover when I wake up in the morning.
I didn't get around to cleaning my apartment.
I didn't get around to buying a bed either.
I ran into somebody today that I haven't seen in a while. I didn't recognize her at first, but I recognized her roommate when they walked into the bar together. Awkward. Then they sat next to me at the bar. More awkward. The last contact I ever had with this girl was a text message that said, "I miss your boobs." But she said she lost her phone on 4th of July, so maybe she never received that message. Less awkward. She asked for my phone number before I left and said she would call me. I doubt that.
I have this friend who doesn't like gay people. She isn't as impressed as I am with the lesbians that watch football. See, but here's the thing, this girl who doesn't like lesbians will make out with other girls. I think she just doesn't like girls who look like dudes. I don't think they like her either though.
I think I know a lot of girls that like to make out with girls.
Is it okay to hit a girl that looks like a dude if you thought she was actually a dude?
Why do I know all these crazy people?
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Now playing: Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman
via FoxyTunes
The Bengals lost today. Lame. 3 out of 6 ain't bad, right? Well, not for a parlay, but on straight bets...
Jared Allen had a couple of sacks today. Who doesn't love Jared Allen?
I had too much to drink today. I got home after the Pats-Cowboys game and passed out on my chair. Then I woke up at about 8 or 9 all hung over. So I had some ibuprofen and some gatorade, now everything is well. And now I won't be hungover when I wake up in the morning.
I didn't get around to cleaning my apartment.
I didn't get around to buying a bed either.
I ran into somebody today that I haven't seen in a while. I didn't recognize her at first, but I recognized her roommate when they walked into the bar together. Awkward. Then they sat next to me at the bar. More awkward. The last contact I ever had with this girl was a text message that said, "I miss your boobs." But she said she lost her phone on 4th of July, so maybe she never received that message. Less awkward. She asked for my phone number before I left and said she would call me. I doubt that.
I have this friend who doesn't like gay people. She isn't as impressed as I am with the lesbians that watch football. See, but here's the thing, this girl who doesn't like lesbians will make out with other girls. I think she just doesn't like girls who look like dudes. I don't think they like her either though.
I think I know a lot of girls that like to make out with girls.
Is it okay to hit a girl that looks like a dude if you thought she was actually a dude?
Why do I know all these crazy people?
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Now playing: Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman
via FoxyTunes
