Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Single too Long
I was reading an article titled "10 More Signs You've Been Single Too Long" and it got me thinking, have I been single too long?
10. You assume you repulse all women - I'm pretty sure I'm God's gift to women. So nah.
9. You develop bad eating habits - On today's menu: 2 frozen burritos, salt and vinegar chips, Corn Pops, 2 cheeseburgers. Bad eating habits? Check
8. You gush about your feelings to women - Feelings? I have no feelings.
7. Your dating standards plummet - I have no comment on this one.
6. You get a cat - Ah yes, Cat. I miss him so.
5. You surf mail-order bride sites "out of curiosity" - Haven't gone there.
4. You look at female friends as potential girlfriends - Well, I don't have any friends, let alone female friends.
3. You play too many video games - I don't own a video game system. I haven't even played solitaire in a while.
2. You consider your mother’s dating advice - While this was a concern when I lived with my parents, it has since not been an issue.
1. You Google old flames - Guilty. 3 are MySpace friends.
Survey Says.... Haven't been single too long. But I'm getting there. Ladies? Anyone up for a hot date this weekend? Only you can save Brian's soul.
10. You assume you repulse all women - I'm pretty sure I'm God's gift to women. So nah.
9. You develop bad eating habits - On today's menu: 2 frozen burritos, salt and vinegar chips, Corn Pops, 2 cheeseburgers. Bad eating habits? Check
8. You gush about your feelings to women - Feelings? I have no feelings.
7. Your dating standards plummet - I have no comment on this one.
6. You get a cat - Ah yes, Cat. I miss him so.
5. You surf mail-order bride sites "out of curiosity" - Haven't gone there.
4. You look at female friends as potential girlfriends - Well, I don't have any friends, let alone female friends.
3. You play too many video games - I don't own a video game system. I haven't even played solitaire in a while.
2. You consider your mother’s dating advice - While this was a concern when I lived with my parents, it has since not been an issue.
1. You Google old flames - Guilty. 3 are MySpace friends.
Survey Says.... Haven't been single too long. But I'm getting there. Ladies? Anyone up for a hot date this weekend? Only you can save Brian's soul.
