Monday, July 16, 2007
Sittin at a Bar
on the inside, waiting for my ride on the outside....
For those of that don't know, I'm in love with this bartender name Kate that works at Applebee's. And despite my best efforts, that love is unrequited. I have asked her out numerous times. I brought her a note. I brought a broom with me to the bar in hopes of sweeping her off her feet. I sing The Pina Colada Song for her at the karaoke bar because she likes it. I'm looking for a boom box so I can serenade her John Cusack style.
It's rough to be me. So at times I feel like I need to give up, but then we have moments like last night where when she looked at me she was positively glowing. Not glowing like Nuclear Man*, more like Helen Slater. So I made up my mind that I must continue with the pathetic cheesiness until she finally agrees to go out on a date with me.
*And this picture is the whole reason for this post. Superman 4 on the brain!
For those of that don't know, I'm in love with this bartender name Kate that works at Applebee's. And despite my best efforts, that love is unrequited. I have asked her out numerous times. I brought her a note. I brought a broom with me to the bar in hopes of sweeping her off her feet. I sing The Pina Colada Song for her at the karaoke bar because she likes it. I'm looking for a boom box so I can serenade her John Cusack style.
It's rough to be me. So at times I feel like I need to give up, but then we have moments like last night where when she looked at me she was positively glowing. Not glowing like Nuclear Man*, more like Helen Slater. So I made up my mind that I must continue with the pathetic cheesiness until she finally agrees to go out on a date with me.
*And this picture is the whole reason for this post. Superman 4 on the brain!
